1.31.2012

How to Get a Hang of Minecraft, and Get Good at It

First of all, One must purchase the beloved Minecraft. Once One has made it that far, they must peruse through their planner to check if they have a sufficient amount of time, for they will need it. Most likely One will be out of reality for quite a while. Then One must acquire a taste for single player mode. One may change the difficulty to Peaceful, or Easy, or (if one dares,) Hard. Personally I took the path of Peaceful, for I wanted to get a hang of it, so feel not afraid to press that button. Then one plays. And plays. And plays. One will experiment, most likely with the Honorable Wiki up, to build an "Epic Fortress" that one will later find to be just...eh. After one acquires this taste for Single Player mode, then one may advance to Multiplayer servers, or take the lonely path Single Player for a longer period of time. However, I must confess, Multiplayer is very addicting. Also, please note that One may not just "jump" to Multiplayer, for many will believe you to be a "Nubcaike". If One goes around being uncreative with cobble "boxes", then you will most definitely be frowned upon. The last phase of learning comes from playing on Multiplayer with others from all over the globe. These others (of course, when you gain their respect [or pity]) will teach you their styles which one may find interesting and incorporate into your own; thus, creating an entirely new style of yours that one will call their own, and ultimately becoming enlightened.

I know this through experience, as I am sure many have. I, for One, followed these steps which I have now reiterated to you, and if you follow them, you will find yourself in good hands.

For instance, I built a dirt hut in the ground, with a mini farm and rooms connecting everything, prior to Multiplayer experiences . After I as introduced with my now old friend Multiplayer, I became more creative and added an underwater viewing area of glass at the bottom of the ocean (much more creative), and made aesthetic touches to my farm (Stone brick and such). I have incorporated ideas into my own style from many of my Minecraft friends, and now I find myself much more creative in my ideas then when I started off.

In the end (haha, puny), this is a great way to get the hang of Minecraft and become a better player out of it. One does not have to follow these rules exactly, for I will not obliterate you, or raid, or give you an arrow in the knee, if you do not. These are merely suggestions, and the path I took to get to where I am today. Incorporate my ideas into your own, like I mentioned earlier. Really, just do what you want to make your time well spent and you felt like you had fun. This second to last sentence is really what you should follow, so ignore the rest of my essay and pretend you only read these last two sentences.


CARRY ON

Dignity and... Pillow Pets

So for Christmas, my sister had the wonderful idea of getting a pillow pet for me; I was content with the plan, because many people at school had also brought their pillow pets on PJ day. I knew I could  be cool just like them. The only problem was my sister and I went to the mall at the same time to buy presents for our parents. When we went to the pillow pet kiosk, there were at least fifteen little 4-year-olds jumping around in ecstasy because they were soon to get a pillow pet of their own. My sister and I nonchalantly in line, trying not to draw any more attention than a 14 and a 17 year old standing in a line for a stuffed animal should. When it was finally time for us to pick out our pillow pet, the man running the stand was a hunk with a handlebar mustache. When we walked up, I could see a combination of piety and confusion in his eyes. What poor teenagers should have to buy a pillow pet? When my sister picked out the green dinosaur for me, I quickly told my sister I wanted the orange pterodactyl. This gave the cashier the blatant notion that I was person receiving the pillow pet, not one of the younglings jumping around who may have been mistaken for our younger sibling (which I have none of). After our purchase, it is wonderful how much dignity one can have while carrying an orange pillow pet around a busy mall...

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